Innocent, I didn't do it, angel :)

I am not responsible for any injuries that occured as a result from any person reading my blog, my profile, or my posts. PS i am doing this so you cant sue me or get me in jail. thanks for making me an innocent, i didnt do it, angel. :)

Would you Rather

would you rather dissect a frog with your bare hands or eat dirt for breakfast, lunch, and dinner for 1 week? i'd rather eat dirt all day for a week.
WOULD YOU RATHER SHOOT YOUR BEST FRIEND (not that I recommend that. Im serious, dont do it fo real.) OR SHOOT YOURSELF (not that i recommmend that either.) I'd rather shoot......H A HA Im not going to tell you!
What would you do?

Newn Page ISSUES

I'm for newn page because I am a newn person that like's newn things, which is exaquey cool.  Now if you are wanting to be suepurr cool, I suggest you consider newn things.   MY screen name is SHAMROCK. no its not in all caps, but then why is it???  For you to consider if you dare.  bbb aka busy bumble bee.

New Page

I have a new page on here. you might wanna check it out. im defintily not finished with it..but im getting there. PS this is funny b/c the first time i published this, instead of putting new page as the title, i accidentaly put newn page. it was a bummer, but thats ok. my nanny thinks the word newn will start a new trend (should i say newn trend??) she says im loosing my mind or something. i dont think i am. do you?

catfish..and a dog that wants to be a catfish... which is pretty wierd..

Catfish
catfish. ahh...catfish. dont you just wanna eat 'em? EEW! i hate fish! really? you, you, and you like fish? are yall like the fish club or something? SICK! EEW! well i wuz at my naanys and we went to tha pond to feed tha fish. cu theys waz hungry! we got the feed and she told me that there was 4 catfish in that pond. 4 BIG catfish. i mean BIG. :0 yeah. that big. no, not as big as a bear. finally, we saw the catfish. and a million tiny fish. one catfish, she said, would come up and scoop up the feed with his mouth wide open. sure enough..he did.
Dog wanna be a fish
well, they have a dog named bujo (pronounced BOO-jo) and she said that he likes the fish feed. i think he wants to be a catfish. :) maybe he likes to swim. ;) i dont know.

mexicans..truck drivers..and a big stomach ache

over the weekend, i went to my friends house and we were in town drivin to some mexican resturant and we saw a truck driver. we waved at him and he waved back. he was an old black dude and it was funny.  then we went to a mexican resturant and we didnt want to eat there. there was music playing really loud (well to us it was loud. we dont like really loud mexican music. who does??) anyway..my friend's mom said it would stop in a few minutes and that it wouldnt be playin the whole time. well, it did play the whole time. and they kept getting closer and closer. and CLOSERR!! ahh! i was about to SCREAM! and they even sung it in spanish! it sounded so funny! my friend recorded some of it on her phone. she said she thoud it would bust her speaks (speakers). the drinks arrived and the glasses were HUGE!! HUGE!! i didnt finfish mine, but we had a drink contest, to see who could drink the most of their drink.. and she won. (GRRR!) but thats okay, since we went to the bathroom.
            and on the way to the bathroom, her flipflop fell off, and i bent down to get it and bumped into one of the mexican guys. it was funny b/cause he finally moved outta tha way. the food came and we filled our stumichs up. i had frenchie fries. i didnt eat many 1.) b/cause i waz filled on the drink. 2.) they gave me a whole plate of them, and i didnt want to look like a pig. so, we leave the table and go BACK to the bathroom. our stomachs hurt so bad!! that shows what mexican food will do to you. it didnt seem to affect her mom, step bro., sister, niece, or anyone else. just us. or maybe it gave them the poots.. i dont know. but our stomachs hurt really bad. and finally, the next day they stopped. i dont recomment that resturant to anyone, (im talking about that mexican one by captain d's.) for three reasons. they are as follows:
                                 1.) when you stand in the parkinglot, you get a mixture of a fishy smell (that comes from captain d's) and mexican food. it makes you wanna hurl.
                                 2.) the music. they just dont know when 2 stop playin that junk. no offense, but GOSH! tha music is ok but turn down the volume a little! at least!
                                3.) the food makes you poot, relieves any constipation and cleans your colon, and makes your stomach hurt.


so, you can go there if you want to. but i wont go with you. im serious. i won't do it.

WEEKEND PLANS/ SPECIAL SHOUTOUT/ FRIENDS BLOG/ indian tepee

well, this weekend, my sis is gunna babysit (HA HA IN YO FACE!!) actually, both of my sis's are gunna babysit. well, im gunna go to tori's house this weekend! she lives in evergreen, and ive only been there once. it wuz really different. they eat out ALOT..WHICH IS ok. SHES MY BFF!!! oh yeah..gotta special shoutout: to my nanny (aka shamrock). she tha most awesomest nanny evah! another 'nouncement: my bff#2 just got a blog on here too...you can go there at elizabeth1000.blogspot.com shes pretty nice... also, look, an indian tepee:  /\

smack in the face

i wuz hittin a volley ball up against tha trailer last yesterday (lol) and i accidently ;) hit tha window to my bedroom and my sista waz like WHAT WUZ THAAAT???  i hit it so hard that it hit so hard that she heard it even tho she wuz listenin to her new mp3. LOL! she waz phsyched! then, i hit it again, and it came back and hit me SMACK IN THA FACE!!! then, she got her turn to laff. well, t'was funney. but my face hurt and tha ball bouced all tha way across tha yard. (i had to pry tha ball outta my doggies jaws and the walk all tha way back) :)

more about mee...

well, im short i guess, have an email (cgree@gmx.com) am on facebook (Christina Green) have a twitter, but i never get on it b/c i dont like twitter or even tweeting. (sorry twit. fans) anyways, dont play a sport, but i like volleyball.

to my fans

hey you fans 'o mine...this is dedicated 2 you!!! wanna give a SPECIAL (not special as in retarded, no offense) shoutout to Tori T. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!! Girl, you my bff!! BEST FREAKIN FRIEND!!!! luv u babe!!! (not that way!!) also, anuther  shoutout, this one to a diff. friend, Ariel Wood. You know ur a good friend! (one of tha best ones i've evah had!) luv you girly, girly. :) ur a great person! Also, one last shoutout, (last but not least) to cody turner! my first follower!! thanks lots!

enrichment

in enrichment today, our enrich. teach said if we could be quiet for 3 minutes, he'd let us play outside for the day. well, the first 1 jillion times, people kept talking and laughing ON PURPOSE. well, we eventually did it (sort of) and i decided to just go to the library instead. so i could rite this on my blog. oh and heres the funny part. (a good laff will make my day) one person (i wont say any names, even tho the peeps readin this who r frum my enrich. class will kno who it is) well, anyway, someone slipped, and fell while we were being quiet. the whole class laffed out loud!! LOL! then, we restarted our quiet game and s/he said 'my hipbone hurts".

In English Class

im in english rite now. whoever is readin this, please make comments. im sure someones readin this.:) in english we have a test today, just finished it. was long. about adjective and adverb usage. BOORING! our english teach is soo weird! She one of those ones that have the ability to be bored and wierd at the same time. and yeah, that sounds amazing, but its really not, its more creepy than you think. and i do know that "more creepy" is not gramatically correct.

Calculators and Pork Chops

At lunch today, we had the worst pork chops. one of my friends aid they tasted like puke, another said they were made of puke, and the last one said "Political Warning: Don't eat the school's pork chops." PS that is my fav. quote!! LOL!! :) anyways, you evah watched star wars? You that dude named Obiwan on there? I can spell his name in a calculator! type in 13340 and turn the calc. upside down. :) (:

BORED!!

geez im bored. cant find no good websites 2 go 2. you peeps that r readin this..plz comment. itll make my day. :) no kiddin, it will. what shuld i rite about? funny stuff? ok, chew on this shoe. one time when I went 2 sleep, my little bratty sister painted on my face. I woke up andd felt really dry and crusty. when my mom saw me, she laffed. now that i'm lookin back on it, i laff 2.

About mee..

WELL, I live in Andalusia, AL. For all you dumb peeps...thats waay down south..near flordia. I'm 13 and as of now I'm Single. Christy isn't my real name...just a screen name. :) rite now im in readin class on tha computer. soo boring. not supposed 2 be on this site, but idc. anyways, no i dont like justin beiber. yes, i probably spelled that wrong. anyways, go to STraughn MIddle SChool. sadly, only in 7th grade, wish i wuz outta school. oh well. hate my job, alla my rich friends, hate everyone to tha bitter end. JK LOL!!!!